o no, no o!

I won't argue that a new GM will undoubtedly help the turmoiled Redskins, but perhaps this loyal fan should have revised his sign to be more pertinent to last night's game:
BEst
Santa
Present
A New O-line

Last night, the 'Skins O-line was like a broken condom: no protection.

proofreading is important

I may not have voted for Reagan in our mock-elections at school.

I am not happy that my hometown airport is named after him.

However, as a past President of the United States, he deserves respect.

That includes having his last name spelled correctly on a roadsign.

arty...

It begs the question:

What is an "arty" sub?

It could be a sub overdone with garnish.

Or a sub with cool mustard designs.

Or a mouthwatering creation with the edible layers stacked just so.

Wait, aren't the "sandwich artists" at that other sub place?